Sticky Dandelions: Right about...now...please!

So, it has become apparent to me that
1) A garden is challenging 2) Flowers have a mind of their own, and 3) A garden is challenging.
Sadly, I have been out of commision (out of town) these last few weeks. Life got all crazy on me and took me away from my beloved garden for nearly two weeks with a few short, yet sweet, visits in between. Not nearly enough time to show the yard my true devotion! however, as I am now in Vernal, on yet another work trip, I shall begin my show of love immediately upon my return. I was however able to snap a few photos of the...hmmm...progess? whilst visiting.
First let me tell you about another new addition to the yard. The front yard flower beds got a new neighbor, and I'm not sure that things are exactly working out. No plates of cookies for the new guys if you know what I mean! I planted some Irises that my friend Nic gave me right before my two week leave. This is what they looked like:

They look good yeah?? So I was pretty excited about the way they were turning out. Well, here is what they look liked after I got back...can someone explain? I was thinking maybe they need to be in more dirt...is that a possibility with Irises?

Just look at em. All brown and yellow. bloomed...but befuddled. I really hope they don't die because I just love them in the spot I put them. Can I replant? SHOULD I replant?

Now to other matters. Snails. I haven't done much research on the snails in my front and back yards, however I think they are taking priviledges that aren't theirs. Namely...my petunias. What do you think about these bites?

ACK! what is it? That is definitely not human, dog, or anything besides a creeping thing! Any thoughts?
Well I need to slip off to slumber town so here is a thought for ya'lls.
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
A little Albert Einstein there for you as I say ado for now! And a bright spot in my yard to make your day!